A kind reader left a comment a little while ago offering himself as a suitor if my 'burgeoning' love affair with Ben did not work out. There were so many layers of difficulty with the statement that I chose to ignore until today.
For clarity sake, I would like to point out to my kind reader that none of the difficulties revolve around his offer and if things do in fact go awry (not specifcally with Ben but with romance generally), I will indeed drop him a line, in the very public forum of this blog.
The reason I have chosen to address this comment today is that things could not possibly have placed themselves FURTHER away from the idea of a burgeoning love affair today.
As you know, Ben and I are in discovery isolation at the moment, supervising junior lawyers and reviewing work. The hours are long, the work is repetitive and it is very difficult to stay awake. There is a lot of coffee and food from the caterers. We are in a small internal meeting room on the twentieth floor and it is just us in there all day every day.
The caterers made us a lentil salad for lunch today. And yes, you guessed it, the discovery room Ben and I have been working in has become a gas chamber. Lentils obviously do not sit well with Ben and the man is doing some seriously stinky farts. I have often wondered about the politics of farting in your own office (especially when someone else walk in directly afterwards - to warn or not to warn?) but in a shared workspace?! Unacceptable!
Rest assured, the man is becoming seriously unattractive in a hurry.
Add to that the fact that Adam is behaving like a model suitor (gallery trips and attempting to book a weekend away despite my long work hours)and Ben has most definitely un-burgeoned anything that my dear reader was alleging he had burgeoned.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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trixie - great stuff, once again.
plenty of laughs, various topics to which we can all relate, and a somewhat positive response to my offer - result!
i'm just a bit embarrassed that i managed to misspell 'burgeoning' in my original post. bummer.
just fyi, the paralegal-ing in london is coming to an end. i'll be in melbourne from early 2009 to kick off my training with a bcf.
please keep writing (not specifically for my benefit - although i would like to stress that i rarely, if ever, fart in the workplace).
and best of luck with adam!
Thank you kind reader, I hope London is treating you well! xx
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